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Emanouella Sixteen Multifandom

Currently obsessed with: Once Upon a Time
Currently reading: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams

ethala:

but may I just say…

There ain’t no mountain high enough…

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ain’t no valley low enough…

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ain’t no river wide enough…

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to keep Bucky from getting to Steve

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nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

#disney  

corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

nowyoukno:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


never forget

nowyoukno:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


never forget

MJ